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Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,Ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,To saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane...
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THIS IS THIS.CAT THIS IS.THIS IS HOW CAT.THIS IS TO CAT.THIS IS KEEP CAT.THIS IS AN CAT.THIS IS IDIOT CAT.THIS IS BUSY CAT.THIS IS FOR CAT.THIS IS FORTY CAT.THIS IS SECOND CAT. NOW GO BACK AND READ...
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Ek sardar darvaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha,his wife asks him"why r u standing here?"sardar ji bole :"sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon." wife :"to jaao na!"sardar ji :"kese jaoon" bahar KUTTA khada...
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Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wifeNon-happening thi jo uski lifePappu ko na milta tha aaramOffice main karta kaam hi kaam Pappu ke boss bhi the bade coolPromotion ko har baar jate the bhulPar bhulte nahi the...
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What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies? Here are some newer movie titles:-1. Login Karo Sajana.2. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya.3. Shaheed Hacker Singh.3. Password De Ke Dekho.4. Mr. Network...
View ArticleYamraj Joke.......
A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, "GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS." HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED.ON THE WAY...
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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to Collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur!Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab...
View ArticleLaloo ki English Training.....
Laloo ji Bush se 1 monthEnglish ki training leke India wapas aye.1 din phone aya,Laloo ji says,"who's speaking?"Dusri taraf se jawab aya."Are Hum Sasura Bushwa Bol Rha hoon."
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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.MANAGER: Do U know MS Office? SARDAR: If U give me the address I will go there sir. SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota...
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Tring...............Tring...............Tring................Sardar : Hello kon bol raha haiOther side : Ji Main bol raha hoonSardar : oye ye to kamal ho gyaidhar se bhi Main Uthar Se Bhi Main....
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Santa Ped Pe Baithke Ga Raha Tha,Achanak Banta Bhi Ped Se Ulta Latak Ke Gaane Laga,Santa :Ulta Kyo Latka He.Banta :Side B Ga Raha Hu.Driver :"Sardar Ji","Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya hai","Gaadi Aage Nhi Jaa...
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Ravan- Sigret hai kya?Hanuman- NahiRam- 1 packet hai na de do.Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu.Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..! Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch...
View ArticleSanta Singh Got His Appointment Letter....
Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:-Dear Mr. Singh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further...
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